A man is swimming in the ocean.............?!
Question:
A man is swimming in the ocean.............?
.......suddenly he sees a shark speeding towards him. The man saw a show that a shark's nose is extremely sensitive, so with all of his might he hits the shark on the snout. The shark said, Owww..., why did you hit me, that hurt! The man said, I thought you were going to eat me. The shark replied, no I wasn't going to eat you, I was just swimming about like you were. The shark said sorry, I have to eat you now, the other sharks are watching.
Answers:
I guess the guy missed the show about the talking sharks and the peer pressure between them.