The dillapadated boat?!


Question:

The dillapadated boat?

Seems that there were twin brothers by the name of John and Joe.
John was married and Joe was single.
Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat.
It so happened that Joe's boat sank on the same day that John's wife died.

A few days later a kindly old lady met Joe on the street, and mistaking
him for John said:" I was sorry to hear of your great loss, and you must
feel terrible." Joe replied; " Well, I am not a bit sorry. She was a
rotten old thing from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, and she
smelled of old fish. The first time I got into her she made water faster
that anything I ever saw. She had a crack and a pretty big hole in front
that kept getting bigger and bigger every time that I used her. It got so
I could handle her ok, but when someone else was using her she
leaked like anything. That is what finished her off... Four guys from the
other side of town came down looking for a good time. They asked if I
could rent her to them. I warned them that she wasn't so hot, but the
crazy fools all tried to get into her at the same time. It was too much
for her and she cracked right up the middle! "
THE OLD LADY FAINTED


Answers:

i never heard it before and it made me LMFAO, thanks for that!!!


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