I need a laugh or two. are any of you funny?!

I need a laugh or two. are any of you funny?

My dad bought my son, who is 8 yrs. old, a real army cot. My son just loves army stuff. I went to my parents house to pick him up after a sleepover and he comes running up to me all excited and yelled "Mom Mom! Come see what Papa bought me! It's a real Army c0ck!" I thought I would die laughing.
Then yesterday my son was wrestling around with my daughter's boyfriend. The boyfriend had on a tanktop and my son stopped playing all of a sudden and blurted out to him "Do you ever shave your armpits???! Gross!" It was so funny! Of course I had to explain to him that guys dont shave their armpits.
I didnt know if this kind of funny was what you had in mind but I thought i would share anyway.