Holy Shot!?!
Question:
Holy Shot!?
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''
''No, I guess not,'' says God.
The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.
Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''
To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''
1 week ago
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Answers:
excellent LOL God likes golf let me have a go too:
Jesus plays golf and he hits the ball. it bounces on a tree, lands in a sand hole, bounces back, lands again in a pond, reappears to finally roll down nicely in the hole.
As his partner looks to him in awe, Jesus looks up and says: "Dad, will you let me play alone?"