Sit, lie down, good boy?!
Question:
Sit, lie down, good boy?
These two guys were walking down the street and see a dog happily licking himself. One of the guys said, "Boy! I wish I could do that! I'd never leave the house!" The other guy kind of looks at him funny and says "Whatever, but I think you better go pet him first..."
Answers:
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.