My dog can read,'I was introducing my dog to a restaurant under renovation that !

My dog can read,'I was introducing my dog to a restaurant under renovation that he was to guard. The dog had

a strange quirk in that he would not go through a tight spot. A door had to be wide open or he would balk. (I guess he had been caught by a spring door when he was younger.)
There was a section of the building with posh furniture and carpet. Access to the section was through an opening in a planter wall. I didn't want the dog to go into that section, so I placed a "THIS SECTION CLOSED" sign in the middle of the opening, and said "See that?".... The dog looked, and we walked on.
A workman shouted "Hey are you saying that dog can read?"
I replied "Well, watch.", and I squeezed past the sign but the dog who had been at my side in perfect obedience, planted four feet and wouldn't go through, no matter how much I shouted and tugged.

I moved the sign (now there was lots of room), and the dog walked through as though nothing was wrong.
Each time the sign was in the doorway, the dog couldn't be forced through; remove it and he would trot on through.
Somewhere there is a work crew that believes my dog can read. ....

I had a dog and cat that could talk.

I said to the dog "What grows on the side of trees?" He said "Bark." I said " What does it feel like?" He said "Rough."

I came home one night and was locked out. I opened the letterbox and saw the cat sat there. I said "Let me in." He said "Me, how?"