Any firemen out there that need a laught??????????????!

Any firemen out there that need a laught??????????????

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know,
we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. *




"From now on when I say BELL1 *

I want you to strip naked. *

When I say BELL2 *

I want you to jump in bed. *

And when I say BELL3 *

we are going to make love all night. *

" The next night he came home from work and yelled *

"BELL1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. *




When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. *

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. *

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" *

"What the hell is BELL4?" asked the husband? *




"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "* *
>YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." *
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massively funnyyy.. love it *star*