Sarcasm at it's best.?!
Question:
Sarcasm at it's best.?
Sarcasm at it's best.
A women takes her 16-year-old daughter to the Doctor.
The Doctor says: "Ok Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The Doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says "Well, I don't know how to tell you this , but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "PREGNANT?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin, pure like driven snow!"
The Doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, " Is there something wrong out there Doctor?"
The Doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over a hill and there's no way in hell I'm going to miss it this time!!!"
Answers:
Give it up, Debbie! You're caught! Oh wait, she already gave it up! Great Joke!
~Candice~