Sex and Marriage?!
Question:
Sex and Marriage?
For those of you who may be unaware, there are three stages of sex in a marriage.
Stage One - The "Every Room in the House" Stage: that is when you are so horny it doesn't matter what room you are in, you just do it right there. That lasts about a year if you're lucky.
Stage Two - The "Bedroom" Stage: any time you guys go for it, you either are in the bedroom or you go to the bedroom to have sex. That can last up to another year or two.
Stage Three - The "Hall" Stage: that is where you pass each other in the hall and say "**** you...."
Answers:
you ppl suck! its a joke... no question needed... and jenn you sound like an old prude... therefore I feel bad for you husband!!