A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip ......?!
Question:
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip ......?
..... I was having dinner with my wife, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly b1tch, I hate you and you have completely ruined my life."
Answers:
ummm, say u were thinking about an old friend