Viagra!!!!?!


Question:

Viagra!!!!?

Little Blue Pill
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast, bacon, eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? A buttery muffin? Grapefruit with ginger and coffee to follow?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with (mmmm) a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."

Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. Maybe a red pudding or a steak pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved? Or a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving!"


Answers:

Reminds me of the time I first took Viagra.

On wakening my wife said "What do you want for breakfast love?"

"Just you." I said and we made love.

When I Came home at lunchtime she asked

"What do you want for lunch?"

"Just you." I said and we made love again.

After work I came home and she said

"What do you want for dinner?"

"Just you" I said again and we made love.

Later I went out for a few beers and when I got home she was standing naked in front of the fireplace.

"What are you doing?" I asked, amazed.

"Just warming your supper!" She replied.


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