The baby next door?!


Question:

The baby next door?

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad mentioned that if he so much as hinted anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The new mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be in trouble if he needed glasses!"


Answers:

LOLZ GURL!!!! i give u a star!!! i am one of the biggest fan of little johnny jokez....they jus brighten my day!!!and i have sumthing to break the silence with my friends...not that there is a silent moment!!!!!!lols that is really funny but i feel bad for the baby.....anyway,have a nice day!!!!and do u have any more jokes????? if u do plz post! *LUVS* mishi


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