Farmer Giles?!
Question:
Farmer Giles?
gets a phone call from his young apprentice.
help..he says ive just run over a pig in the tractor? hes still alive,but trapped right under the wheel.
farmer giles says: calm down lad,its not the end of the world,take the shotgun,and put it out of his misery,then bury him.
20 minutes later farmer giles gets another phone call from his apprentice...its me again he shouts? ive shot the pig, buried it,.but what do i do with the f****n speed gun?
Answers:
advertise it in the local paper ,as new one unlucky owner.