Joke!! ........A drunk in the bathroom.....?!
Question:
Joke!! ........A drunk in the bathroom.....?
A drunk gets up from the bar and stumbles his way to the bathroom.
A few minutes later a loud, blood curdling scream was heard throughout the bar coming from the toilet.
Few minutes past and another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about,
"Whats all the screaming in here your scaring my customers!"
"Im just sitting here on the toilet and everytime i try to flush something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!"
With that the bartender opens the door to the toilet looks in and says; "You idiot! your sitting on the fecking mop bucket!"
1 week ago
LOL dreamlover! you just made me pmsl when i read your answer Thanks!! :O)
Answers:
with all the trouble we have in this world your joke flattened me out with laughter i damned near rolled out of my first floor bedroom window! LMFAO. thanks for the good laugh.