Wrecked him, damn near killed him?!
Question:
Wrecked him, damn near killed him?
is the punchline but what is the joke?
Answers:
This is the joke:
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ***," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"