Driving Question.....?!
Question:
Driving Question.....?
You are on a dual carriageway.... To the left there is a sheer drop of 30 inches or so...to the right of you there is a fire engine with sirens blazing....In front of you there is a horse, and behind you a zebra, both seem to be travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to remove yourself from this potentially dangerous situation?
Get your drunken ar se off the Merry-Go-Round!
Answers:
Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
I started reading, 'You are on a dual carriageway....', and totally forgot the category was 'jokes and riddles', and so was reading seriously.
I really wasn't expecting the punch line!!!
Very good, have a star!