Blonde joke...this is funny!?!
Question:
Blonde joke...this is funny!?
So three blonde girls want to be detectives. So they go to the detective agency to get a job. The person hiring them tells them that he will show them a profile of someone and they have to make one observation in order to get the job.
The first blonde looks at the picture and says, "He only has one ear."
The guy says, "No, that's just because its a profile. You don't get the job."
The second blonde says, "He only has half a nose."
The guy, getting irritated, says, "That's because it's only a profile!!!"
The third blonde says, "The man wears contacts."
The guy says, "wow, that's impressive!! Let me look into that, and if you were right, you get the job."
He comes back and says, "You were correct! You get the job. Just tell me how you figured that out."
The blonde says....
"Oh that was easy. With only one ear and half a nose, how would you expect him to wear glasses?"
Answers:
That was great! I've heard most blonde jokes before, but this one was a new one to me. I lol! I'm not in a great mood because a close friend is in the hospital & I'm collecting jokes to cheer her up. Thanks!