A patient is lying in his hospital when the doctor arrives and says I have some !
Question:
A patient is lying in his hospital when the doctor arrives and says I have some good news and some bad news...
"Okay" says the patient "Give the bad news first". "Well," says the doctor "We're going to have to amputate both of your legs." "Oh good glaven no!" says the patient in his best Professor Frink voice. "Yes but there is some good news remember." says the doctor. "Well what is it then?" asks the patient. And the doctor says....
"The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!"
Answers:
Wide-eyed and legless then Blue?