Adults only! I have another idea for Dragons Den, it's a school run by Men to te!

Adults only! I have another idea for Dragons Den, it's a school run by Men to teach women about...?

1) Football is not life or death, it's much more important than that.
2) Why you need to be gentle with our genitals.
3) Why you must never mention impotence.
4) Why our beer bellies do not exist and if they do then they are to appreciated.
5) Why we look at other women
6) Why you don't need 4 times as many clothes/shoes as us.
7) Why chick flicks are annoying and why you don't need to watch them.
8) Why Big Brother sucks!
9) Why farting is a necessary not to mention hilarious pastime.
10) Why shopping can be done in less than 1 hour.

Any more suggestions guys?

1 week ago
For those of you that see that answer by FAE can I just say that this is a joke question not to be taken seriously. I am not a sexist c**t and I have reported her for abuse. People like that need to get a life and a sense of humour!

4. go beer bellies!
7. die chick flicks! go pulp fiction!
8. burn the big brother house!
9. *fart* ahhh
yay!
i likes, star