Adults only! I've got an idea for Dragon's Den. It's a school run by ladies for !


Question:

Adults only! I've got an idea for Dragon's Den. It's a school run by ladies for men to teach them about

1) The importance of keeping the loo seat down at all times.
2) Changing the loo roll is your job as well.
3) Finding her clitoris.
4) What to do when you find it.
5) Not peeing on the seat.
6) Why it is annoying when you flirt with her sister.
7) Why the answer to "Does My Bum Look Big In This ?" is always NO.
8) Shopping for her shoes is fun for both of you.
9) Football on TV on a Sunday does not quality time spent together.
10) Why you don't need to look at other women, especially the ones in Nuts magazine.


Any other suggestions for this budding franchise ladies ?


Answers:

1. The grill and the oven cook things very differently!
2. It's not illegal for a man to change a nappy!
3.Beer Can statues are only funny for the duration of the party during which it was made!
4.Women don't really like nagging (ok some do). If you do it right the first time, your life will be much easier!
5. Just because you forgot, doesn't mean she has. Be careful what arguments you pick!
6. One thoughtful thing worth 1p once a week goes further than a grand gesture after ignoring her for a year.
7. You too can read the instructions for the new washing machine!
8.Cleaning appropriately before sex will make it more likely that you get the old 'sausage gobbling' technique!
9. Never say, 'I don't mind how big you get, I still love you' while looking at the floor.
10. A little bit of affection everyday will allow you at least one or two nights a month out getting sh*t faced and passing out on the bedroom floor, whilst earning a full cooked breakfast in the morning for your efforts to get the toilet before you puked!
11. It's not a race.....Cumming first isn't always a good thing!
12. Saying you're not in the mood, and staying downstairs to watch basic instinct, will not earn you any bonus sex points (which of course allow all the really fun stuff!)!

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