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Anybody like my jokes plz comment plz rate and plz give me a star if u think these jokes are funny?
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window 2 distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.
They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about 2 get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"
As an airplane is about 2 crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going 2 die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough 2 make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this
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very funny, thankx i needed that