Be more careful?!


Question:

Be more careful?

There was a lady who was pregnant with triplets. She was walking out of a store when a man who had just robbed a bank shot her three times in the stomach.

She went to the doctor and he said to go ahead and have the kids because he was sure that they would be fine.

When the boys were about 4 the first one came running out of the bathroom crying "Mommy, Mommy, guess what happened?"

The mom asked what and he said "I was peeing and a bullet came up."

She told him he would be fine.

Then about two years later the second one came running out of the bathroom crying "Mommy, Mommy, guess what happened?"

The mom asked what and he said "I was peeing and a bullet came up." She told him he would be fine.

Then about 5 years later the last one came running over to his mom crying "Mommy, Mommy, guess what happened?"

She said "I know you were peeing and a bullet came up".

He said "No I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"


Answers:

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my head off!!! A star for you!


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