3 missionaries (again)?!

3 missionaries (again)?

3 missionaries get captured by a tribe in New Guinea. They drag the first one to the feet of the king, and the king asks, "Death? Or Maubi?"
The missionary doesn't hesitate and says, I'll take Maubi!"
They tie the guy face down and 100 of the biggest soldiers 'have their way' with him. The other 2 start to worry even more.
They drag the second guy out, and the king again asks, "Death? Or Maubi?"
He doesn't want to die, and he yells out, "I'll take Maubi!"
They tie the guy down, only this time 1000 warriors 'have their way' with the guy.
Now they drag the 3rd guy out, and he see where this is going. He figures this time it will be 10000 warriors - The king asks, "Death? Or Maubi?"
The 3rd guy reluctantly says, "I'll take death."
So the king raises his staff over his head and passes judgement - He bellows out, "O.K. then - I sentence you - to death by Maubi!"

funny even tho its the second time around today.. how bout a blonde joke?

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"