English Bloopers and Blunders?!


Question:

English Bloopers and Blunders?

This was found on an English Grammar web site .These are actual submissions entered for correction and grammatical check. Some are absoultey LOL hilarious.
See if you can spot them. It's fun!

"A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms."

"Dinner Special -- Turkey $4.35; Chicken or Pork $4.25; Children $4.00."

"For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers."

"Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too."

"Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night."

"We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."

"Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."

"Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."

"Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else."

"Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!"

"Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink."

"Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again."

"Free: farm kittens, ready to eat."


Answers:

*giggles* funny stuff!


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