Man goes into a bar with a newt on his shoulder....?!
Question:
Man goes into a bar with a newt on his shoulder....?
...Says, "A pint for me and a coke for Tiny please" The barman says, "Why do you call him Tiny?" - Man says, "'Cos he's my newt !"
Answers:
Hi!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!!
love it, Love It, LOVE IT!!
The kids'll love it too when they get home from school!!
LOL!