Chav jokes, old but i like em.........?!
Question:
Chav jokes, old but i like em.........?
i know theyre old, but they are good
Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.
What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Why are chavs like slinkey's?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
The policeman!
How do you get a hundred chavs in a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Big Mac please!
What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
Answers:
Funny esp. last one.
You missed what they call a 30 year old chav girl - as a guess, is it grandma?