Why COMPUTERS are better than WOMRN?...LOL...Find out...?!
Question:
Why COMPUTERS are better than WOMRN?...LOL...Find out...?
-You can log into several computers at once.
-You can turn off a computer.
-Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to. \
-Computers do everything you tell them to.
-Computers are easy to turn on.
-A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."
-A computer won't shave with your razor.
-A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer?"
-A computer can wait forever for you.
-A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.
-A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.
-A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.
-A computer doesn't tell you how completely teriffic it's past users have been.
-A computer is big in all the right places.
-A computer never forgets your birthday.
-A computer won't ask, "Are you in?"
Answers:
Too cute Stargirl!! But in our defense (women), I must add: Computers are not full of hot air...and the poor man cannot exist without it!! <smiles>