Make me laugh?!
Question:
Make me laugh?
10 points for 1st person to make me laugh
Answers:
Man and wife always have sex in the dark, one night they were having mad hot passionate sex and the woman turns the light on. To her horror she finds her husband with a sex toy in his hand.
She goes ballistic! "You impotant ba**ard!!" she screams,,, "I cant believe you've lied to me for all these years"!!!
The husband turns to his wife, looks her straight in the eye and says calmly.. "Okay.. I'll explain the toy... You explain the kids"