A small lad was crying his eyes out at a football match.What,s the matter asked !

A small lad was crying his eyes out at a football match.What,s the matter asked a policeman. I have lost my---

dad,! cried the boy.What,s he like? asked the copper,Beer,women and fags,said the boy

1 week ago
To gambling man---thanks for explaining that here in Britain we call cigs---fags I was wondering why someone said the joke was sick

LOL! And I know that "fags" is British slang for cigarettes-- a lot of ignoramus Americans don't.