A guy finds Alladin's lamp on the beach?!
Question:
A guy finds Alladin's lamp on the beach?
A guy is walking on a beach and he finds Alladin's lamp. He knows the drill, so he rubs it and out pops the genie.
"One wish, pal" says the genie. "I'm retiring after this one. Take it or leave it."
The guy says "I'll take it. I'll take it."
"Okay," says the genie. "What's your wish?"
The guy says "I want to wake up tomorrow morning lying next to three celebrity women in my bed."
POOF! There he is, the next morning, and he wakes up next to Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
The next thing he knows, his penis is missing, his knee is throbbing, and he hasn't got any health care coverage....
Answers:
Lorena Bobbitt was the wife of a man whose penis she severed with a kitchen knife against the claims that he tried to rape her. Tonya harding was a figure skater who conspired with another person to cripple her opponent in the knee to weaken the competition. And Hilary Clinton...i guess she cut her husbands health coverage