Your jokes are lame :) okay how bout this one!!!?!
Question:
Your jokes are lame :) okay how bout this one!!!?
a country boy and his brand new fiance are off on there honeymoon they're having such a great time the brand new wife leans over and tells the country boy im going to the room to freshen up meet me there in five!!! soo he's all excited and goes to the room and opens the door...and shes naked on the bed and she says to him ive been saving my self for you...a look of shock and aww hits his face!!!..so he turns around and bolts out the door flys back home without her and runs to his daddys house banging on the door!!!!! what is it son his dad says?!?! they boy says daddy crystalsue is a virgin!!!!! his dad looks just as dumb founded as him...and says you did the right thing son ...if shes no good for her own family shes no good for ours!!!
Answers:
gotta love them country people, they keep it in the family.