Funny!! Moral of the Story; Even when men listen they still get it wrong!!?!
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Funny!! Moral of the Story; Even when men listen they still get it wrong!!?
What ya think of this joke, I kinda giggled :-)
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms .
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted . He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asks "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed . "I meant
my
>dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
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LOL very funny -- good one (have a star)!!!