Joke - is it contagious?!
Question:
Joke - is it contagious?
Subject: Voted best joke in Ireland 2006
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last
year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well
done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad
Dublin accent, "Our
next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2
inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Answers:
It took me a minute but i get it now hahahahahaha where do you find these jokes there so funny hahahahahahaha