Joke - is it contagious?!


Question:

Joke - is it contagious?

Subject: Voted best joke in Ireland 2006

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last
year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well
done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad
Dublin accent, "Our
next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2
inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."


Answers:

It took me a minute but i get it now hahahahahaha where do you find these jokes there so funny hahahahahahaha


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