I have some jokes plz rate and give a star if you like them?!

I have some jokes plz rate and give a star if you like them?

if mum's have mothers day and dad,s have fathers day what do single men have ?

palm sunday

your mamma is so fat she sat on a landrover and she turned it in 2 a mini

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long 2 get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
HEBREWS!!!

Lol I like the basement window joke and the Hebrews one. Good. I'll give you a star =).

*Star*