Sales Lady named Piscesburd.!!!?!

Sales Lady named Piscesburd.!!!?

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Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well dressed young lady named Piscesburd carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good Morning said the man, " If i could possibly take a few minutes of your time, " I would like to demonstrate the very latest of high-powered vacuum cleaners".
"Go away" I said " I haven't got any money! ", I"M BROKE" and proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young lady wedged her foot in the door and pushed wide open. " Don't be to hasty!" she said." Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, she emptied out a bucket of horse manure on my hallway carpet.
" If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from this carpet, Sir I will personally eat the remainder."
I stepped back and said, ' Well I hope YOU GOT A GOOD APPETITTE, because they cut my electricity this morning. What part of Broke do you not understand!!??".

1 week ago
No it's mine Skybluecarp just revenge for one posted on me ha ha.
Actually she's a friendly lady.

6 days ago
Loved all the answers hard to choose a best answer, would like to add give as good as I get, personalising a joke is dangerous ground. Sorry people just defending my-self.!!!
Thank you all for answering.!!!

whats this? a question jaime, this is so not like you,
is this your creation or one of the workers?
so funny 10/10
hahahahehehe
nice one pal