Do you have any good jokes to spare?!
Question:
Do you have any good jokes to spare?
If you give me a joke, and it makes me laugh, you will get 10 points.
The thing is, the joke has to be original, but funny, okay? The funniest joke gets 10 easy points from me.
Good luck to all competitors who are trying to get the 10 points from me.
Answers:
Ok so there are 4 people on a plane. A pilot, a boyscout, an old priest, and a man who claims he is the smartest man in the world. The plane is crashing and there are only 3 parachutes left. The pilot says " I am sorry but I have a family and kids I need and deserve to live." He grabs a parachute and jumps off. The "smartest" man in the world says " I'm to smart to die." He takes a parachute and jumps off. The old priest says to the boyscout, " I have lived many years you deserve to live go and take the last parachute." The little boyscout replies, " Thats ok we can both live, the "smartest" man in the world guy took me backpack."
A man thought his wife was cheating on him so one day at work he decided to find out. He called his house and the maid answered and the man asked " Where is my wife?" the maid says " She is in the bedroom with a man with the door closed." The man gets angry and says " Go to the desk in the dinning room in the bottom left drawer and get the gun out. I will give you a million dollars to kill my wife." The maid then says " Ok what about the man?" the man thinks and says "Kill Him too." The maid goes upstairs and shoots the girl. The maid says " What should I do with the bodies?" the man says "Put them in the pool under the cover." The maid says "What pool?" The man says "Is this 1-708-456-6528?" the maid says " No this is 1-708-457=6628." The man says, "oops"