Paddy gets a lecture?!
Question:
Paddy gets a lecture?
One day Paddy pissed as a fart runs into Fr Murphy who decides to give him a hellfire lecture on the evils of drink. After 10 mins fo lecturing he just know's Paddy's paying no heed to his warnings and knowing from the confessional that Paddy has a mortal fear of rodents he says "If you keep drinking you 'll get smaller and smaller and eventually end up the size of a Mouse." Paddy is rightly petrified and when he gets hhome he says to his wife Am I getting smaller.? "Now come to think of it you do seem to be getting a little shorter" she said so Paddy says If I get to the size of a mouse then you Kill that feckin cat.!
Answers:
Yea hell....that would be scarey,hahahah!