The vicars chicken xxx funny or not xx?!
Question:
The vicars chicken xxx funny or not xx?
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before church, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the **** was missing. He knew about the **** fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, “Has anybody got a co*k?”
All the men stood up.
“No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a co*k?”
All the women stood up.
“No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a co*k that doesn't belong to them?”
Half the women stood up !
“No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY co*k?”
Sixteen altar boys, two vergers and a goat stood up.
Answers:
Hi Love, I am still laughing that was great.Thanks for the laugh i needed that. Have a good morning and if you have anymore jokes like this one POST Them We All Could Use A Good Laugh. If you don't mind i am going to download your joke. It's that good at least i think so. Lol Lol
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