Chuck Norris Jokes!?!

Chuck Norris Jokes!?

1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
3.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
4.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
5.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6.Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

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7.If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
8.Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
9.If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
10.Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
11.Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
12.Chuck Norris does not go hunting. The word hunting implies a possible failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
13.Peyton Manning can throw a touch down pass 60 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Peyton Manning even farther.

Jokes? I see no jokes... I see facts.