What's the difference between a drunk & a stoner?!


Question:

What's the difference between a drunk & a stoner?

A drunk will run a stop sign. A stoner will wait for it to turn green!


Another joke for fun:
A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.

“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.

“Bastard!” the same person yells.

The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.“Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”

“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”


Answers:

Those are hilarious!!!
Glad to see there's some humor left in ya after the drama you've been dealing with!


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