Yo mama is so short she has to unzip her pants to eat?!

Yo mama is so short she has to unzip her pants to eat?

Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama is so black, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on.
Yo mama's house is so small, the welcome mat just says wel.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sees the city bus, she yells "Look at the twinkie"
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the mexican phone company.

Got any more?

1 week ago
yo mamas so poor she only gets plastic surgery once a year.

1 week ago
Yo mama so greasy, she makes her own biofuel.

1 week ago
yo mamas so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama is so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.....wearing ropes!

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a dollar, and when she got up there were 4 quarters!

Yo mama is so fat, she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of March!

Yo mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the new world!


Haha, lol. These jokes are funny alright. : ]