Want a couple Redneck Jokes?!


Question:

Want a couple Redneck Jokes?

A redneck took his daughter to the Gynecologist.
They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"?

The father answered: "to get my daughter on birth control, Doc".

"Well, is your daughter sexually active?", asked the Doctor.

"No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother".

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I went to a redneck bar the other night and came home a world class champion in the masturbation contest.

I finished first and third place!

Additional Details

6 days ago
Hey Tman,
I was born in Arkansas and now live in West "By Gawd" Virginia!
I'm so redneck that I'm related to my self!
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Answers:

HEY! I am a redneck! (well technically my family is rednecks, my I am a nerd personally) and we prefer to be called apalachian americans!

Now if you'll excuse me I've got possums to fry.


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