This is for the animal lovers.?!
Question:
This is for the animal lovers.?
Guy wakes up one quiet morning, looks out his bedroom window and immediately grabs the phone and calls 'Animal Control'---"Get someone over here fast, I gotta Gorilla in a tree in my backyard!!" AC officer shows up, carrying a stick, a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun and a chihuahua. Tells Mr. Homeowner the plan: "First off, this isn't just any old Chihuahua, but is a vicious attack dog, trained to specifically launch himself onto his victim's crotch and never let go. So I'm gonna climb the tree and whack the Gorilla with this stick. When the gorilla hits the ground, this here dog is gonna latch onto his crotch. When the gorilla reaches down to grab the dog, you slap the cuffs on him and we got us a Go-rilla!
Homeowner says "I like the plan, but what's the shotgun for??"
AC says "Well, if the gorilla knocks me out of the tree, you shoot that dmn dog!!"
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HA! HA !! HA !!! HA!!! Nice joke man.