Do you likey?!
Question:
Do you likey?
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not
all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and
tries to be reassuring.
My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting
you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress her.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want try someting I hear
about... numbaa 69".
In a puzzled tone he queries...
"You want... chicken wiff broccowee?!"
Answers:
lol!