Calories burned during sex?!

Calories burned during sex?

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent
12 Calories
Without her consent
2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands
8 Calories
With one hand
12 Calories
With your teeth
485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With>
6 Calories
Without an erection
3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary
12 Calories
69 lying down
78 Calories
69 standing up
812 Calories
Wheelbarrow
216 Calories
Doggy Style
326 Calories
Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real
112 Calories
Fake
1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories
Getting>
36 Cal
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years
36 Calories
30-39 years
80 Calories
40-49 years
124 Calories
50-59 years
1,972 Calories
60-69 years
7,916 Calories
70>
Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..
32 Calories
In a hurry
98 Calories

1 week ago
With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories


Results MAY Vary

the last part made me lol