Golden jubilee bit naughty but funny xx or not xx?!

Golden jubilee bit naughty but funny xx or not xx?

There’s a pensioner couple on holiday, back in the place where they first met. They’re sitting in the pub and he says to her, "remember our first time together, almost fifty years ago? We went round the corner to the gas works. You leaned against the fence an’ I gave you one from behind". "Yes", she says, "I remember it well". "OK", he says, "how about taking a stroll round there for old times sake". "Sounds like a good idea", she answers.

There’s a chap sitting at the next table listening to all this having a chuckle to himself, and he thinks, I’ve got to see this, two pensioners having s*x against the gas works fence. So he follows them. They get to the gas works, she lifts her skirt, takes her kn**kers down and leans against the fence. He takes her from behind and goes hell for leather like an eighteen-year-old. The other chap is peeping round the corner at this, thinking, he can’t half go for a pensioner.

1 week ago
After about forty minutes the old couple finish and get their clothes back on. The guy watching thinks, that was amazing, he was going like a train. I’ve got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple pass the chap says, "That was something else, you must have been there for about forty minutes. How do you manage it, is there some sort of secret?"

"No, there’s no secret", the man says, "but fifty years ago that fence wasn’t electrified"

1 week ago
not a lot of answers here xxx

i think its cool - i like it