If you don't like this joke I didn't write it #2..swear to Jehovah this one's be!
Question:
If you don't like this joke I didn't write it #2..swear to Jehovah this one's better?
Two snails turn up at the emergency room, all bruised and bloody. The doctor sez'..what on earth happened to you?
The snail sez'..I don't know..we were just crawling along and these two turtles ambushed us and beat the crap out of us..it was brutal!
The doctor sez' ,well can you describe your attackers?
I don't know sez' the other snail...it all happened so fast!
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eh?.......eh?.....
(pity applause accepted)
6 days ago
Godfather: That was a terrapin..I mean a terrible joke!
6 days ago
Loose Change: I hear that sound after EVERY joke I tell. Why can't a few of you guys get together...Oh, speaking of which...Don, this is Loose...Loose, this is Don...apparently you are both Led Zepplin fans.
Answers:
Turtle disaster. Kind of dove-tails with the joke. No pity applause here, but since I lost my tool arm in an unobtanium explosion you will hear the sound of one hand clapping.