Pay rise xx funny or not xx?!


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Pay rise xx funny or not xx?

I, the P**is hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:


* I do physical labor.

* I work at great depths.

* I plunge head first into everything I do.

* I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

* I work in a damp environment.

* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

* I work in high temperatures.

* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Additional Details

1 week ago
Dear P*nis:

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:


* You do not work 8 hours straight.

* You fall asleep after brief work periods.

* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

* You do not stay in your designated area and are often see visiting other locations.

* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing.

* You will retire well before you are 65.

* You are unable to work double shifts.

* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

1 week ago
* Moreover, if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


The Management


Answers:

lmao where are you getting these from? i was having a bad day and am now already in a super mood


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