Are women that hard to understand?!

Are women that hard to understand?

Nine words women use
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 )
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how you will pay for your mistak

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7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

some additions to your list
10) Right: means in literal translation... of course you idiot what were you thinking?
11) Honey...: i want something but you won't do it unless i use my cute little voice and bat my eyes to manipulate you into doing what i want.
12) exactly!: i already told you about a million times and thsi is the final word you deaf man!
13)that's sweet...: really i think its ridiculous but i'm putting a smile on my face to make you think you've done good but i will make you pay for it later!


just a few suggestions to add to your list!