The first 1000 star joke?!

The first 1000 star joke?

a policeman stops a speeding rolls royce, he asks the driver to step out the car. he asks the driver why he was speeding ,the reply came back in a broad irish accent because he was running out of petrol.the policeman was angry not because the man had a nicer car than him it was because he hated witty irishmen.so he said right paddy i'll show you funny, he then drew a circle in chalk around him and said don't move. he then went to the front of the roller drew his truncheon and smashed the head lights. there do you think thats funny, to his surprise paddy was laughing loudly. he then went to the back of the roller and smashed its rear lights. now do you think thats funny, paddy was in histerics.right the policeman said went to the back of his police car fetched a sledge hammer anb smashed every window,windscreens side panels bonnet and boot.paddy was rollnig on the floor in fits of laughter. the policeman o.k. i give in why are you laughing.when you turned around i stepped out th circle

6 days ago
sorry allen i'm younger than you
he could have been blonde
998 stars short

Yeah OK I guess.....